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Programming Languages in real life
There are so many programming languages available that it can be very difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you. On the other hand most men know what kind of woman appeals to them. So here is a handy guide for many of the popular programming languages that describes what kind of women they would be if programming languages were women.
Visual Basic (Popularly known as VB) - The little bitch from next door. Probably the most dumb girl in town. She never turns a man down and all the boys in the neighbourhood use her as a training ground as they learn the ropes to adulthood. She never practise safe sex and regularly infects the whole system with memory leaks. Popularly known as VB, she is so loose a lot of fathers have spanked their sons for dating her. However, it is amazing how popular she is. Most men curse themselves once they taste lips of mature and sweet women. A lot of men have struggled to maintain decent relationships with mature women after being spoiled by this little brat! She doesn't have a clue how to cook a complete decent meal without throwing up into the pot!
Visual Basic (Popularly known as VB) - The little bitch from next door. Probably the most dumb girl in town. She never turns a man down and all the boys in the neighbourhood use her as a training ground as they learn the ropes to adulthood. She never practise safe sex and regularly infects the whole system with memory leaks. Popularly known as VB, she is so loose a lot of fathers have spanked their sons for dating her. However, it is amazing how popular she is. Most men curse themselves once they taste lips of mature and sweet women. A lot of men have struggled to maintain decent relationships with mature women after being spoiled by this little brat! She doesn't have a clue how to cook a complete decent meal without throwing up into the pot!
Standar Gaji Programmer Indonesia
Kelly Services, Inc baru merilis daftar Standar Gaji u/ Indonesia periode 2011/2012,dan standar Gaji untuk bidang Teknologi Informasi Jabatan Analyst Programmer / Software Engineer (S1) dengan jam Terbang : 2 - 6 Tahun
adalah 3.000.000 - 7.000.000
adalah 3.000.000 - 7.000.000
Programming Languages History
YEAR LANGUAGE USED BY
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1957 FORTRAN NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE
1959 COBOL UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE
1964 BASIC
1969 C LINUX
1970 PASCAL SKYPE (OBJECT PASCAL)
1983 C++ MS OFFICE,FIREFOX
1987 PERL CRAIGLIST
1991 PYTHON YOUTUBE
1993 RUBY BASECAMP
1995 PHP FACEBOOK
1995 JAVA
1995 JAVASCRIPT RACKSPACE
2005 RUBY ON RAILS
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1957 FORTRAN NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE
1959 COBOL UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE
1964 BASIC
1969 C LINUX
1970 PASCAL SKYPE (OBJECT PASCAL)
1983 C++ MS OFFICE,FIREFOX
1987 PERL CRAIGLIST
1991 PYTHON YOUTUBE
1993 RUBY BASECAMP
1995 PHP FACEBOOK
1995 JAVA
1995 JAVASCRIPT RACKSPACE
2005 RUBY ON RAILS
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